Dear friends, foes and international security agencies,
Thank you for accepting the burden of receiving my newsletter! I’ll try to keep you updated every now and then and I promise I won’t misuse your data (except for creating fake identities, obviously.) and I won’t flood your mailboxes (because it will land in your spam anyway). Sometimes I’ll forget to inform you about some concert dates or stories about touring, fatherhood and political rants. Thats why I’d advise you to check my website, Instagram and Facebook regularly on your own.
In case you can’t hold this burden anymore and don’t want to receive the newsletter again, just reply with „Nikolaj, why are you doing this to me?“ and you shall be free.